Me Most Of The Time

This is me, most of the time. I will say something or do something or suggest something and everybody around me will be like WTF. Well, doesn’t matter if no one notices, when I know I am right, holy ravioli, I stick to it.

In fact when I stick to something, I am like fire in a dragons belly, always sticking. And that’s what you should be like. Stick to what you believe in, it freakin doesn’t hurt you does it? And be strong to be knocked down by others. It’s the part of getting up that brings smile to my face.

If you can take one piece of advice from me take this, try so many times and get up so many times that fate itself thinks, this son of a gun is a pain, give it to him 🙂

Crazy quote, I know, but hey what’s being normal any use of!

A Wise Man Once Said… Actually He Said Nothing. He Died, Ages Ago

You know, a lot of people start a quote or a sentence or just open their mouth simply because they have to and say “A Wise Man Once Said…” and then add something which makes you think “heh, what does that even mean?”. When I hear one of these I just die a little bit inside. because more often than not, no wise man ever said that. Like, look around you how many wise men do you have? And the population now is at the largest it has ever been. 

So, I now randomly make up stuff and say something stupid and blame it on the wise man, here’s a list – 

1. A wise man once said, you don’t ask a chinese to cook indian food. 

2. A wise man once said, how much ever close a road may be to a highway, it will never be called the highway.

3. A wise man once said, you can pull an elephant by its ears, but you can’t swing it by its tail.

4. A wise man once said, a crow on a cat on a dog on a donkey is all that is wrong with the world.

5. A wise man once said, a talking parrot is as useless as a fighter jet, both make noise but you can’t do much about your life.

These are just some I remember now. See, the thing is all those lines means something, when you try to adapt them to your situation but otherwise they are “as a wise man once said, <bollocks>”. 

Surely you must know some like these? Drop me some in the comment please, I did like to become wiser by reading these 🙂

‘I Would Do Anything To Be With You’ – WTF, Really? Why?

There is something in me which just does not like people making phrases like ‘Oh I could give my life to get something back’. Why? What’s the point? Because technically you will not be there to use that thing. 

Here are the phrases which people really need to get over and do better. 

1. I would give anything to kick <insert famous person’s name> ass

When any friend of mine says that, I just go, dude WTF? grow up. You would give anything to kick somebody’s ass… why not give anything to do something more productive? Like cooking or baking? Make some cup-cakes, everybody loves cup-cakes. Infact I walk more than 10 yards (that’s an effort and a half) to random people at my work place and say hello, if I see cupcakes on their desk. 

2. There is no place I would be apart right now apart from in your arms (to gf/bf)

OMG…. have you ever thought you could be in nice sunny weather in Goa? Or on the top floor of Burj Khalifa building in Dubai? Would you rather not be on the International Space Station and sign into foursquare? You know, you could be the first person to do that, freaking hell now that would be awesome! 

It’s so crazy when people live in a small bubble. The world around you is crazy. It is big, it is smarter than you and it is all magic. 

You know half the things in the world would be solved if only people looked around and observed. 

I was once having a debate (more like an argument, actually more like I was taking the piss out of a few friends) saying that education does not mean going through books and writing exams. If a man knows how to plant a seed and watch the plant grown, that for me is educated enough. 

The growing plant actually teaches us the importance of stating small and going big (entrepreneurship).

That plant will bear fruits and flowers which are born, live and die, sort of like a new product on the market (product life-cycle lesson).

That plant has to be watered at regular intervals (time management).

That plant grows towards the sun rays and you can see the motion it takes up whilst its growing. understand if the plant is near a window how should it be rotated / moved so as it doesn’t grow ‘wrongly’ (engineering + common sense).

And so much more…. but anyways this isn’t a post about it. I don’t know why did I even write that bit. 

The point is, when you say ‘I would do anything to be with you’ my obvious reply would be go away, so you are torn between going away and being with me, ha! Just saying…